...that the Western black rhino has apparently left the wildery building. In other less cryptic words, the International Union for the Conservation of Nature has declared the animal extinct. Nada left. Zip to be had. Zero more to be seen. Good job, poachers! May your asses wind up on the poopdecks of Hell with rectums eternally impaled upon great knobbly butt-plugs carved from the very rhinoceros horns you so bastardly poached in life.
All birthday, Christmas and falling star wishes aside, the Wildboyz kindly request a moment of silence be taken in which you are urged to ponder this Eastern black rhinoceros and the unfortunate fate that befell its Western sub-species cousin. [Insert somber moment of silence here.] Thank you. Now go forth into the rest of your earthly days and be the best human you can possibly be, underpants be damned.
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